A gold star gay is a gay guy who’s never slept with a woman. On the latest segment on her show, Wendy Williams in her, “It’s time for Ask Wendy” segment advises a gay audience member named Jorge about his desire to sleep with a woman and how he should go about it.
Williams: Who are you? Where you from, what do you do?
Jorge: My name is Jorge, I’m from D.C. I’m a fitness instructor.
Wendy: I bet you are. (audience laughs) Jorge, how can I help you?
Jorge: So, little bit of a dilemma. Been a gay man for a very long time, since I was little bitty itty.
Williams: Gold star? Yes. Never been with a woman?
Jorge: Never been with a woman. Okay. So here’s the question, I’m– You are not gonna use us to satisfy your– But let me, hold up, hold up girl, let me ask right quick. I know what you’re gonna say, I can read your mind. It’s always grossed me out, but I’m older now and I wanna try it, so do I have sex for the first time with a woman with a female friend or a stranger?
Williams: Hold on, Jorge. (audience laughs) Are there any of your female friends that you actually like in that way? Or would alcohol have to be involved? Girl yes, so you know what I’m sayin’? (audience laughs) Y’all got whiskey? Well here’s the thing, and act like I didn’t tell you this, but I’m telling you this, okay? If that’s what you wanna do, then do it with a stranger. You’re gonna find that stranger, you’re gonna make sure she’s good and clean. You know what I’m saying? (Jorge laughs) You’re not gonna tell her that you’re gold star gay. You’re gonna try to play it as straight as you possibly can. (audience laughs) ‘Cause if there’s one thing that certain women don’t like it’s to be tricked by a gay man, you know, that down low thing. We don’t wanna know that, ’cause we can’t even get moist for that. You know what I’m saying? Right girl, right. So I need to lower my voice. A stranger. Lower your voice, stop with your hands on your hips. (audience laughs) That’s a good stance, that’s a good stance. Yeah, yeah, this work? Good stance, uh huh, uh huh. And your hair is gay-ish. (audience laughs) Do something. There you go. Push it back like that, Jorge. And then you wear a backwards hat? And dim the lights. Yep, backwards hat, dim the lights, get your whiskey and get it on.
Watch the clip below.