Trump’s Twitter Ban Becomes Hot-Selling Erotic Gay Fan-Fiction

President Donald J. Trump’s ban from Twitter and virtually all social media Saturday inspired an unlikely bright spot in publishing, a quickly written,  hot-selling erotic gay fan-fiction novel entitled Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of Tromp’s Twitter Ban That Should’ve Come Years Sooner But Fine Now That It’s Here High Five written by, ahem, a writer named Chuck Tingle.

From Amazon’s page: “It’s been years since Jeff met the mysterious Banner on his dating apps, a blue prehistoric bird who claims to be a manifested concept but is very clearly a dinosaur. The two lovers had a powerful connection over text, but when it came time to meet up, Banner disappeared. Suddenly, however, Banner has entered Jeff’s life again, this time sporting an enormous red circle with a line through the middle. When Banner reveals that he’s the physical manifestation of Domald Tromp’s Twitter ban, Jeff if upset with him for the enormous delay. Where the hell was Banner four years ago?”

Jeff decides then and there that the two of them are not going to date, but maybe this moment is better late than never, and it just might be worth a celebratory one-night stand.

This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay living concept action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, and social media ban love.