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Frankie Muniz Posts Profile Pic of Himself on Lizzo’s Leash

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Earlier this week former Malcolm in the Middle star Frankie Muniz asked Lizzo to put him on a leash.

“Hey @lizzo, lemme be your accessory. I can be a purse… put a chain around me and I’ll hold your stuff for you… just sayin,” Muniz wrote on Twitter.

VICE  said, “In a true testament to Horny Twitter, Muniz tweeted at the “Truth Hurts” singer this morning suggesting that she make him, um, her purse. “Put a chain around me and I’ll hold your stuff for you… just sayin,” he wrote, giving us all a mental image that might burn out our last remaining pure, untouched childhood TV memories. Still, if you think about it, it’s kind of sweet! Romantic, even! Why ask a man to hold your purse when he can just be the damn purse? Sounds like a love language to me!”

Now we don’t have to imagine what it would look like as Muniz posted a fan’s illustration as his new Twitter profile pic.

As Hannibal Tabu said, “Shine on you beautiful diamond.”

 

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