175 Kinky, Funny & Outrageous Cut-Up Gay Tweets #NSWF #GAYTWITTER
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Legendary Beat writer and queer, William S. Burroughs, while in Tangier Burroughs completed the text that would become The Naked Lunch. Interzone, as he called the working manuscript, was, in opposition to his earlier works Junkie and Queer, a non-linear collection of loosely connected episodes. Allen Ginsberg, who, along with Peter Orlovsky and Jack Kerouac, had traveled to Tangier to help collect and type a clean copy of the manuscript, presented The Naked Lunch to Maurice Girodias of the Olympia Press. Though Girodias was not initially interested in the work, he did decide to print it after all in 1959.
Worship my sweaty jock???????? pic.twitter.com/q1WJxaHGht
— ???? (@_j_o_c_k_) October 12, 2020
An American edition, based on a 1958 manuscript of the novel (currently part of the Allen Ginsberg Papers held by the RBML) was published by Grove Press in 1962. Burroughs then moved to Paris where he continued writing and producing the episodic sketches that, combined with material from The Naked Lunch manuscripts, comprise The Soft Machine, The Ticket that Exploded, and Nova Express.
While in Paris living in a guesthouse christened the Beat Hotel with Ginsberg, Orlovsky, Gergory Corso, and Harold Chapman, Burroughs first came into contact with Brion Gysin. Gysin, a painter, had a profound impact on Burroughs and Gysin’s “cut-up technique” where strips of two different texts were aligned to create a new, composite text became a prominent feature of Burroughs’s future writing.
Since the death of Tumblr, Twitter has become the go-to social site for all things gay, including porn, sex tips, and it’s queer AF. #GAYNRD contributor Big Bro Alex tried the Internet version of Burrough’s cut-up technique using Twitter posts. Do they reveal a secret look into the psyche of the modern fag? Maybe. But they’re definitely hot AF.
- Hysterical. Yet accurate.
I want him to eat my ass like a third grader who just found the Oreo in his lunchable
— kk (@thekingdeven) October 9, 2020
I want him to say the quadratic formula while eating my ass. It hits different
— kk (@thekingdeven) October 13, 2020
2. So say we all.
If 100 of you f words didn’t have my nudes to leak I would run for office lmao
— gay macaroni rascal (@italianwinemom) October 23, 2020
3. Anatomically correct.
— ozzy (@outsucced) August 1, 2020
4. Fuck. Imagine living in Ancient Greece. It’s our founding culture.
Looks like Aphrodite's blessings had a lasting effect on Zagreus here ????????
(Reupload because twitter crop was ugly) pic.twitter.com/z8R1SQST07
— nsfwkris ???? (@nsfwkris_) October 1, 2020
5. Two guys taking a leak on each other is true fag brother bonding.
https://twitter.com/Yk9218/status/1236427093443043328
6. So hot when the son flips his father and turns him into a big fag.
https://twitter.com/manlymine/status/1312037636652052481?s=11
7. Bareass, barefoot, cocks out. #BroTime
https://twitter.com/hotstraightguy/status/1312095026143526917
8. That vein that looks like its on a Snickers bar.
https://twitter.com/GayEngland0/status/1312094587033452544
9. All you need to do is set up fat caterpillar lines on your bro’s cock.
https://twitter.com/cagedfaggot/status/1284384713558224898?s=11
10. Boyclits are hot AF.
https://twitter.com/BigBroAlexTheo1/status/1312121321476612096
11. Shoot your webbing on my face bro.
https://twitter.com/AlexHoushan/status/1311935757980925952
12. Rest in Power, Rock.
Remembering Rock Hudson, Hollywood's dazzling closeted heartthrob, 35 years since his tragic death from AIDS-related complications https://t.co/GEAsGujsOF
— PinkNews (@PinkNews) October 2, 2020
13. Pussy strengthening.
I used to clown ppl at the gym for grunting and moaning but them heavy weights do in fact be fucking your pussy
— ???? (@whykent) October 2, 2020
14. Lil Nas X is really into astrology.
things finna get weird. mars is in venice beach & mercury is doing the renegade
— nope (@LilNasX) October 3, 2020
15.
national boyfriend day?? girl the universe stays making up ways to perpetuate & elongate my depressive episodes
— chris ♡ (@chaotictw1nk) October 3, 2020
16. Imagine getting a sponge bath while being strip searched?
https://twitter.com/frescaboy/status/1312477835093704704?s=11
17. Bitches don’t know until it’s too late. #Locktober
I woke up so fucking horny and looked at the #locktober tag and couldn’t help myself. This is what a real cock looks like/does. You’re just a hole.https://t.co/j3AkXAsfOn
— Eric Tyrell_xxx (@sumarnaetur) October 3, 2020
18. Best friends know what you want.
When his best friend comes over for support, Finn didn't expect an old middle school crush to come back. And being too scared to tell him he likes him, what's he going to do when they share the same bed together?????????
CW: Somnophilia????https://t.co/vURhEbTL7P pic.twitter.com/b1aFpczOX1
— ???? bratty pupper ???????????? nsfw writer (@gutterpupper) September 11, 2020
19. Thrasher skate chic on beautiful boy.
https://twitter.com/bbtwinkbottom/status/1312562686174134272
20. He/Him/His cock.
he/they :0 #PronounsDay pic.twitter.com/d4FZAGYq8y
— carlos (@scallywagcarlos) October 21, 2020
21. Here’s hoping.
Tonight has big threesome energy
— ✨ Mikey ✨ (@mikey_almeida) October 3, 2020
22. The angel with the thickest thighs.
Hello pic.twitter.com/n7mSxmyiqP
— ????????Angel ???????? (@iconthicc_jordd) October 4, 2020
23. #RealTalk
— あ (@animesx_) October 2, 2020
24. Dirty jockstraps will always be my first and fave fetish.
https://twitter.com/a2xistguy28/status/1312585474402324482
25. Take me down.
https://twitter.com/inunekostudio/status/1312590722562838528
26. Self actualized.
only thing i top is the onlyfans charts????
— ryan (@hotfunnysexyboy) October 4, 2020
27. Clever.
To be fair the president never had a sense of taste
— jv marx (@jv_marxx) October 4, 2020
28. Hunter’s feet.
https://twitter.com/BigBroAlexTheo1/status/1312823600420921344
29. Nerdfags are the hottest.
Full video https://t.co/VVBv9SmikU only 6 for the first 20 subs hehe pic.twitter.com/laTlPwi8Vj
— ???????? $7 OF 😀 (@RockyLocket) September 12, 2020
30. Fuck, just own me already young Master Dex.
I’m missing being trimmed already ???? pic.twitter.com/XyKHUALerq
— Dex ????????????????(+18) (@BDSM_Dex) October 4, 2020
31. Buttigieg attended Starfleet Academy between Harvard and working at McKinsey.
See you there, Captain! https://t.co/j830jse2gv
— Pete Buttigieg (@PeteButtigieg) October 4, 2020
32. Bully using bead torture on his boy hole.
Bullies can be so cruel – especially when they're skilled in magic! The other guys from the baseball team laughed at him as the head bully pulled bead after magical bead out of the boy's hole, the constant dragging against his prostate enough to make him jizz over and over again. pic.twitter.com/mutXhNaU9c
— Outlands (@demonicoutlands) September 22, 2020
33. You don’t know dick about Nightwing.
I love Halloween and having an excuse to dress up as Nightwing. Check out the OF for more costume stuff. ????????♂️ https://t.co/h3MRYCnRmr pic.twitter.com/OGe8wpVWxL
— T y l e r (@Loop528) October 4, 2020
34. All pup content should be NSFW.
Surprise!!!
Retweet if you want to see some NSFW content from Pup Trip ???? pic.twitter.com/KBCSJ7Q3da
— Pup Occasio ???????? (@PupOccasio) October 4, 2020
35. Drawings get us drooling.
— DoPq (@yy62401) October 4, 2020
36. Pit musk is for men only. #Pheromones
My preferred drink of choice is hairy, dominant pit sweat. pic.twitter.com/Mab1Qr9k0w
— FilthyFoul (@FoulFilthy) September 20, 2020
37. Boo. Don’t ghost.
It’s October and I’m still BOOless ????
— peter parker (@peterchavez24) October 5, 2020
38. My baby brother Brett is the best boy ever.
https://twitter.com/GoodBoyBrett/status/1312470321149087745
39. Intact life.
My dick smells so good right now. It’s still a little cummy from jacking off earlier and wet from taking a piss and I just worked out.
I can’t believe I used to be ashamed of being uncut. ????
— ????????gay military jock (@gaymilitaryjock) October 5, 2020
40. Basic beta training.
https://twitter.com/DomTopAlpha1/status/1319892068974710784
41. #BigFacts
might be struggling in life but at least my dick is big
— baby top (onlyfans top 914.9%) (@urboyjoao) October 5, 2020
42. Are you kidding me? #SoccerLad
— Ladschavsbuilders (@maturesubman) October 6, 2020
43. #Locktober explained part 1.
The Locktober Bet (part 1)#locktober #chastity #chastitypunishment #locked #loxkedanddenied #chastityjock #denied pic.twitter.com/4rkS8mTiQN
— Conquered Manhood (@ConqueredMNHD) October 4, 2020
44. #Locktober explained part 2.
The Locktober Bet (part 2)#locktober #chastity #chastitypunishment #locked #loxkedanddenied #chastityjock #denied pic.twitter.com/a8xDn6Kir7
— Conquered Manhood (@ConqueredMNHD) October 4, 2020
45. #Locktober bitch boi.
#conqueredmanhoodcaptions #chastity #locked #denied #lockedanddenied #chastityfrat #chastitypunishment pic.twitter.com/HJzjzCPqRf
— Conquered Manhood (@ConqueredMNHD) September 5, 2020
46. Rub one out in stall bro.
When you are feeling h**** at work……. pic.twitter.com/etbeUXndub
— A (@Frediprinzjrjr) October 6, 2020
47. Time to pay up fag.
Guess he’s not the window cleaner ???? pic.twitter.com/EqPaajfOVL
— scally daddy (@Scallydaddy) October 6, 2020
48. Fuck, my big bro.
https://twitter.com/lowwavyy/status/1313313270045061120
49. Meet cute.
https://twitter.com/_med11n/status/1313288054887546882
50. Cut off.
no u won’t get this back ???? pic.twitter.com/vRXfVcynpK
— chris ♡ (@chaotictw1nk) October 6, 2020
51. Once caged you’ll find your beta fag instincts kick in and you’ll need humiliation to get off.
It’s day 14/487????love that my cage shows through these panties. Can only imagine what the neighbors think of me standing in front of the window in nothing but these. #teamlocked #exhibitionism #caged #fag #gay #chastity #bottom pic.twitter.com/jA4WAD3ogw
— sph fanatic (@midwestbabydick) August 10, 2020
52. Perfect boy.
https://twitter.com/SilverSlaveKid/status/1313738108320583680
53. Take a big whiff bro.
This big dog loves his own musk ???????? pic.twitter.com/BcDGUmK9ZM
— Dante Vasquez (@DanteVasquezx) October 6, 2020
54. I didn’t know I had a foot fetish until Hunter owned me.
https://twitter.com/BigBroAlexTheo1/status/1313747041995173888
55. Cool queer comics.
https://twitter.com/robomori/status/1318971020947095553
56. Dylan is so dirty.
https://twitter.com/DylanWintersX/status/1312759239283077121
57. There’s never enough classic jocks.
https://twitter.com/nsfwalt69/status/1313911084395327488
58. Holland gets us hard.
https://twitter.com/nsfw_spidey/status/1308787059805618176
59. A private show.
https://twitter.com/Mark26762971/status/1311665296520830976
60. Same sis.
https://twitter.com/nsfw_spidey/status/1314023246908489729
61. Holland gets us harder.
https://twitter.com/nsfw_spidey/status/1314005718857584643
62. Word.
Just to be clear: there is nothing “pro-life” about denying people comprehensive sexual education, making birth control harder to access, forcing others to give birth against their will, and stripping them of healthcare and food assistance afterwards.
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) October 8, 2020
63. Anime is hot AF.
https://twitter.com/hokawazu/status/1314009231712948226
64. Sexual tension.
https://twitter.com/hokawazu/status/1314677691023458304
65. Good morning, Angel.
Good morning everyone! ????❤️ pic.twitter.com/Bf2oYlKhNn
— ????????Angel ???????? (@iconthicc_jordd) October 8, 2020
66. At least it was quick and painless.
How it started How it ended pic.twitter.com/J7u6cAEs4D
— Justin (@imjustinrandall) October 7, 2020
67. Yassss.
who’s gonna play the fly on snl and why is it gonna be pete davidson
— kay (@ohkaythankyou) October 8, 2020
68. True story true believer.
They literally named this dude Dick Rider and then made him straight pic.twitter.com/jbaKGOVn1p
— (Tulpa) Hunter (@xmenbutgay) October 8, 2020
69. Let’s switch bro.
Dom: Come here boy, yeah you boy! That’s a good boy, come closer. Wanna go for walkies?
Sub: I wanna be a good boy? Wait what’s this chain for? It’s rough on my neck, rough…ruff?
Which one are you? Dom or sub? ???? pic.twitter.com/5ihE9IOPPP
— Rubber Shadow (@RubberShadow) October 19, 2020
70. I make no apologies.
More jock pics since it’s jocktober etc etc pic.twitter.com/XZEEQjM8UW
— mutt smut ???? (@pup_fynn) October 8, 2020
71. Brett knows how to tease his big bro.
https://twitter.com/GoodBoyBrett/status/1310296351230570497
72. Can’t wait.
https://twitter.com/GoodBoyBrett/status/1309860074496630785
73. Cocky teen alphas dominating middle aged men is the new order.
Gotta love the alpha energy of the cocky young jocks…. always wanting to show off what they're packing. pic.twitter.com/kYDxZHl2H7
— Jock Inspector (8K) ⚽️????⚾️????????????????????️???? (@jockinspector) October 9, 2020
74. Gear up boy.
WFH does have some perks… also note to self get more hockey gear… this was yesterday’s attire pic.twitter.com/H7d12G1gQS
— NorthDak (@JockLoverDak) October 2, 2020
75. We love ’em big.
Guys. It’s time to come clean. The rumors are true. My ass is in fact, fat.
— actuallyjustin (@actuallyjusting) October 9, 2020
76. Hahahahaha…
so he watched slavery happen and did nothing? https://t.co/UeSZOOM3xu
— MONTERO ???? (@LilNasX) October 9, 2020
77. Because they’re made for real men, alphas.
https://twitter.com/torontofag/status/1314673664042958849
78. Precise juxtaposition.
https://twitter.com/edqueermarisgay/status/1314321297988481024
79. I know.
If I can do this to candy what can I do to you? pic.twitter.com/SNLVoEk5i0
— Pup Jax (@jax_pup) October 7, 2020
80. Circle of life.
I used to think I was in love with this girl from my hometown. We even went to our 8th grade dinner dance together. Anyway, just fed a l**d to her little brother.
— not m*rt*n (@weekend3warrior) October 10, 2020
81. Hulk gapes Rick Jones.
rick jones unlocking the forbidden piggyback ride pic.twitter.com/FAP7A8ICxh
— mischief maker (@robinpatrol) October 10, 2020
82. Two boys kissing.
https://twitter.com/exclusivebross/status/1314506125585375233
83. Tag me in coach.
Who else is drunk and wants their cock sucked?
— Kip Kane (@KipKaneXXX) October 10, 2020
84. Schitt’s Creek delivers.
I know everyone loves David and Moira. But I haven’t been able to stop thinking about the Alexis character arch. The GROWTH. ????
— actuallyjustin (@actuallyjusting) October 10, 2020
85. True story.
https://twitter.com/bradenhbu/status/1314980433210355713
86. Arguable.
being stoned isn’t a personality trait
— josh (@jaustinsike) October 10, 2020
87. Take Bukkake Boulevard.
Ugh cant wait to start traveling again ????????✈ pic.twitter.com/pTNCjVCaKv
— Enigma Boy (@chrissy_chris96) October 10, 2020
88. Same.
https://twitter.com/yikes313/status/1315180371198189571
89. The. Hottest. Spit. Pic. Ever.
https://twitter.com/scruffyasfuck/status/1315337214268764160
90. Cartoon kink.
#Kinktober Day 19 (One Way) Mirror Sex
Shane's been getting called into Morrison's office a lot more frequently after he had that one way mirror installed ???? pic.twitter.com/Du2JxbIxCd
— DaydreamerJim (@JimsDaydreams) October 19, 2020
91. Virgin.
這個禮拜一沒血補了~???? pic.twitter.com/aFDNdBV7hO
— 綠草茶GREENTEA (@GREENTEA781016) October 12, 2020
92. You heard the man.
Day 11 lock up, show me your caged cocks in the comments hehe #locktober #teamlocked pic.twitter.com/4c7ZE7bl1E
— ???????? $7 OF 😀 (@RockyLocket) October 11, 2020
93. Most are.
Some people really aren’t republicans they are just Fucking stupid.
— halfdrankwhiteclaw (@gage_limbach) October 12, 2020
94. Same sis.
Tryna get my back blown out ASAP pronto
— kk (@thekingdeven) October 12, 2020
95. Trekkies rock.
How it started: How it's going: pic.twitter.com/O3AE97ML8Y
— Pete Buttigieg (@PeteButtigieg) October 12, 2020
96. Apparently Tom Holland makes everyone hard.
great now I’m hard https://t.co/ziY8xZefwD
— davey???????????????????????? (@jerseyh0mo) October 13, 2020
97. Funny AF.
snapchat is a graveyard of tinder matches
— air mattress ashley (@countryguy4by4) October 13, 2020
98. Thank God.
Some of yalls dicks be BIG
— Michelle Pfizer (@cocorockstarr) October 14, 2020
99. Pumpkin Spice Fleshjack.
How it started. How it's going. pic.twitter.com/uBKYk9kt84
— jv marx (@jv_marxx) October 15, 2020
100. Sometimes they’re indistinguishable.
https://twitter.com/srhyheim/status/1317062310695817218
101. #Goals
Obedient owned sub, locked and marked @OwnedSlutSyd pic.twitter.com/TCce8axJcv
— amskink (@amskink) October 14, 2020
102. They are hot subs.
Don’t fuck republicans
— halfdrankwhiteclaw (@gage_limbach) October 14, 2020
103. Gender fluid.
I’m a top who wears bottom gym clothes.
— Elder Emo Jerrod ???? (@_thejrrd) October 14, 2020
104. Because there is a God.
https://twitter.com/olivers_00/status/1316419285892378633
105. The ceremony begins.
we’re so hot @ndress666 pic.twitter.com/l8TXMFCZpF
— saint wild (@saintwild) October 15, 2020
106. Narcissus.
https://twitter.com/ndress666/status/1319386581900251136
109. Super power couple.
never forgiving bendis for aging up jon pic.twitter.com/mzlRZnKm64
— lara (@miasmizoguchi) October 15, 2020
110. Northface on the move.
Nearly getting caught ????#risky #risky #gay #horndog #player pic.twitter.com/wRuoJenKfi
— IYoung dumb and full of cum(25k)???? (@curioisgayseekr) October 15, 2020
111. His smile brightens my day.
All shaved!! ???? pic.twitter.com/url6WjCUbT
— ????????Angel ???????? (@iconthicc_jordd) October 15, 2020
112. Don’t touch a hair bro.
I need a haircut pic.twitter.com/cFy65xr4Bo
— ImTheHuggernaut (@HuggernautBitch) October 15, 2020
113. That’s what I’m here for.
Man my balls feel fucking full today ???????? pic.twitter.com/9lVwm67Dhd
— ???? (@_j_o_c_k_) October 14, 2020
114. This.
stop ???? saying ???? you ???? can ???? host ???? if ???? there ???? is ???? a ???? litterbox ???? in ???? your ???? apartment ????
— ✨ Mikey ✨ (@mikey_almeida) October 15, 2020
115. Def bf material.
https://twitter.com/wtfmaxkali/status/1312540613263458304
116. New thong actually.
https://twitter.com/GoodBoyBrett/status/1317218587795460096
117. Truth.
https://twitter.com/BigBroAlexTheo1/status/1317264551268782080
118. Boy interrupted.
— Cameron (@CamFam720) October 16, 2020
119. Both.
https://twitter.com/dylxnsnow/status/1317604234074968066
120. Jason Todd as jailbait.
a younger, rough looking Jason :() #jasontodd pic.twitter.com/wiGiSc2RyM
— ???????????????????????? (@maduvaaa) October 15, 2020
121. So are my balls.
https://twitter.com/tyleriacona/status/1317669172424265729
122. Find someone who looks at you like Taron looks at Hugh.
— HankG (@neqone) October 19, 2020
123. A classic basic beta training.
https://twitter.com/DomTopAlpha1/status/1318177306901385216
124. Vote Blue no matter who.
https://twitter.com/VogueyBear/status/1318494644905209856
125. Get in the washtub and get ready for the hose pup.
An absolute dirty mutt. Help clean me up?? pic.twitter.com/WiRTUaAPhL
— Pup Jax (@jax_pup) October 12, 2020
126. Walk your dog even it’s a boy.
https://twitter.com/dad4pigbtm1/status/1318167288592433153
127. From man cock to boyclit.
https://twitter.com/itsblaquejohn/status/1318513091278114816
128. Or stay locked for four more years.
Make sure you get out and vote! #Vote2020 #Kink #Chastity #DomSub #Comic pic.twitter.com/CiIFmhY2Q9
— PupperScamp (@PupperScamp) October 2, 2020
129. Cartoons make it kinkier, right?
normal saturday with friends❔????Like if your Saturday looks like this❤️ Reblog ???? if you want your next Saturday that way pic.twitter.com/No5DqdADx6
— ???????????????????? ???????????????????? (@young_BB19) October 11, 2020
130. Disciplinary action.
this is how you learn A – B – C today ???????????? pic.twitter.com/uAbKzwLOLy
— ???????????????????? ???????????????????? (@young_BB19) October 11, 2020
131. Yes.
Retweet if you want to get spanked by me ???? pic.twitter.com/M9GxbrsTA9
— Peachy Boy 387k (@peachyboy25) October 12, 2020
132. The audacity of an alpha.
Answering the door naked AND hard ???????? Follow backup acct @GuysThatShowOf2 & @PhoenixStoriesX ••• #GTSOxFlash #GTSOxJerkingOff #GayPublic #GayExhibitionist #GayPorn #GaySex #GaySexy #GayCock #GayDick #GayPig #GayKink #GayTwink pic.twitter.com/RHbYsKbXWy
— GuysThatShowOff (@GuysThatShowOff) September 6, 2020
133. The dream.
life can be so simple … for a fag …just smile ???????? pic.twitter.com/yYKfCcf8re
— ???????????????????? ???????????????????? (@young_BB19) October 20, 2020
134. 1 and 4.
we're having a party … choose your place … just a number … where would your room be 1-2-3 or 4? pic.twitter.com/JSMvgs1O2c
— ???????????????????? ???????????????????? (@young_BB19) October 20, 2020
135. He was the sluttiest pledge brother and we all loved him.
https://twitter.com/jono_thon/status/1318541410644250624
136. Yes, you are.
Just remembered I’m cute. pic.twitter.com/UeSMZBNrIz
— Andru (@ImAndruu) October 20, 2020
137. Inspections are hot, and presenting to your alpha should become basic instinct.
https://twitter.com/himbo_grandma/status/1316118190284582912
138. Those veins.
https://twitter.com/DadsCumDump69/status/1318791805060608000
139. Exposed to the elements.
A sudden gale tore the boy’s clothes to shreds. Vines and branches whipped his bared buttocks. A stranger watched.
Something was very wrong about these woods. #kinktober #nakedoutdoors #nakedinpublic #exhibitionist #teamexhib #humiliation pic.twitter.com/em912SxiQ0
— Boy Kevin (@fetchthewhip) October 21, 2020
140. Sometimes being a fag means being a whole bitch.
Boys+Lingerie=???????????? pic.twitter.com/VgSNokybum
— Luisl4nd (@luisl4nd) October 22, 2020
141. Too gay to function.
https://twitter.com/James60011/status/1319374268925382662
142. More kinky comics.
https://twitter.com/ArtHomoErotic/status/1319400773768404993
143. I’ll have a Banana Split.
https://twitter.com/marcrose69/status/1319307003324370944
144. It’s hard to look this good.
Class was at 8 and I’m late! pic.twitter.com/Gu7a8rUPjJ
— Jordan Lake (@JordanLakeXXX) October 22, 2020
145. I wish this was a scratch and sniff.
— Dirtyfilthyfucks (@Dirtyfilthyfuc1) September 5, 2020
146. The perfectly aged jock.
— Dirtyfilthyfucks (@Dirtyfilthyfuc1) September 29, 2020
147. Yup.
— Dirtyfilthyfucks (@Dirtyfilthyfuc1) September 30, 2020
148. Call in the chicken hawks.
That's a whole lotta chicken in that pic. https://t.co/z3EcKKJi5c
— Jock Inspector (8K) ⚽️????⚾️????????????????????️???? (@jockinspector) October 22, 2020
149. He was born to wear a jock.
My job is hard, but I like challenges #jocktober 22nd pic.twitter.com/6Kex4FOWuY
— SportJockBoy (@SportJockBoy) October 22, 2020
150. Agreed, sir.
That's definitely the best way to celebrate winning the match. pic.twitter.com/VUrZgML2bR
— Jock Inspector (8K) ⚽️????⚾️????????????????????️???? (@jockinspector) October 22, 2020
151. Yes.
Mayor Pete is trending again.
Has he always been this good? pic.twitter.com/WV6sRdvS4i
— ????????????????Ꭰҽղąҽ ???????????????? (@DenaePFA) October 23, 2020
152. Boo!
https://twitter.com/dj_stocks12/status/1319406642744745984
153. I suspect math isn’t their strong point.
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— franc (@frantonio11) October 8, 2020
154. Work.
Them: U know what ur problem is?
Me: https://t.co/F3mscxGoI3— Ronny Sharts (@RonnyBrav0) October 19, 2020
155. Beautiful boy.
Short hair Long hair https://t.co/MHVzRmQysf pic.twitter.com/hCWfF55qz4
— Kieran (@thelegendofkier) September 10, 2020
156. Slayer Pete came to conquer.
Props to Pete Buttigieg for going on Fox News and routinely speaking truth to people who aren’t used to hearing it https://t.co/8iS2lG0pIF
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 22, 2020
157. It was a still birth.
I didn't even know what the fuck Quibi was until it died
— Dev (@devsavesdaworld) October 22, 2020
158. Luke Hudson is dreamboat stud.
https://twitter.com/lukehudsonXXX/status/1318010296540098560
159. 2020, right?
https://twitter.com/90sVisuaIs/status/1318707838227722240
160. #SelfCare
https://twitter.com/tythewck/status/1319409015957442560
161. He needs a Mack Mittens.
https://twitter.com/peteswinecave/status/1319411782277017601?s=11
162. Jason Todd is dreamy.
Jason 'Dreamy' Todd
It suits him perfectly ❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/nz34YSUmmz— Se~ // loving Jason Todd ❤️ (@EriSeTsuki) October 22, 2020
163. Better safe than sorry.
https://twitter.com/Crfxm/status/1319405007549140992
164. Halloween picnic.
— Rob Velasco (@RobVelasco70) October 23, 2020
165. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
this is such a nice compliment… wig!!! pic.twitter.com/W3vhO2SnSd
— david (@davidevanruff) October 22, 2020
166. Enough already.
Actual footage of a president throwing a fucking temper tantrum because questions were hard. WTF. And who TF is w to tell anyone how they should talk. PLS VOTE THIS GUYS IS GARBAGE pic.twitter.com/HTCEDUQM56
— halfdrankwhiteclaw (@gage_limbach) October 22, 2020
167. When you don’t give AF anymore who knows you’re a slut.
Wait this isn’t my alt
— fuecoco stan (@Trophyxtx) October 22, 2020
168. Flexible inflatable wiener.
Rethinking reskilling and rebooting pic.twitter.com/HzrrcJvtvK
— Juno Birch (@JunoBirch) October 22, 2020
169. It’s all American.
https://twitter.com/master777slave/status/1319406555423514627
170. When you want a bad hand more than you can stand.
"You Bet Your Ass!"
At a clothing optional, gay men's club, the guys welcome a new comer to their monthly poker game!!
Read 'em and weep!! I got a Full house, queens over nines!!
You bet your ass, now it's time to pay!! pic.twitter.com/uYmr4CTNjI— GayOnlyCGArt! (@GayCGArtNJ) October 22, 2020
171. Small cocks are hot.
Unpopular opinion but penis reductions should be a thing.
— Hi, gay! (@BlakeTheBagel) October 22, 2020
172. Yeah, we don’t all want prolapses.
I was actually speaking out of respect for my colon but thank you!
— Hi, gay! (@BlakeTheBagel) October 22, 2020
173. It’s a dog eat dog world.
Look, Dog Making Eye Contact With Me While I’m Eating, I get it.
But no, you still can’t have my fries.
— Hi, gay! (@BlakeTheBagel) October 19, 2020
174. Crunches with Brett is my fave workout.
https://twitter.com/GoodBoyBrett/status/1309584900891303937
175. #CurrentSituation
I’m naked laying on a plexiglass table and let’s just say I’m in New York
— sam wilkes boots (@samreawilkes) October 23, 2020
