13 Reasons Why We Love Halloween

Thirteen reasons why we love Halloween? We present the following evidence that #GayChristmas beats all other holidays, hands down.


ONE Bobbing for apples. Does she or doesn’t she what exactly? She’s definitely bobbed before.

TWO Sparta! Is eternal on Halloween.

THREE Candy Corn. Change our mind.

FOUR This.

FIVE You can be anyone you dream of…

SIX Neil Patrick Harris and family win Halloween again. NPH posted on Instagram, “Oompa, loompa, doompety doo! We’ve got a family photo for you!  This year, may you invent an October 31st that is spirited, safe and scrumptious. Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple. Happy Halloween from the Burtka-Harris Crew!”

SEVEN Nerds are the best. “Trick or treat !? Boo~ 👻”

EIGHT His milkshake would bring all to the boys to the yard if there weren’t COVID-19 restrictions this year.

NINE Justin Barnette as David Rose (Dan Levy) on Schitt’s Creek.

TEN Green Tea is one of our fave artists and didn’t disappoint this Halloween.

ELEVEN Your friendly neighborhood hook-up in a Spidey costume.

TWELVE Selena Gomez and Dylan O’Brien voting.

THIRTEEN Queer Scooby-Doo!