With the emergence of the Coronavirus aka COVID-19 being declared a pandemic and state of emergencies have being declared around the world, many of us will be working remotely for the foreseeable future. And since many of us prefer to work from home in our underwear and do more jerking than we normally would at the office, we have some ideas on what you can do to replace those smoke breaks you only used to cruise anyway.
If you are still working from your office, maybe wait to read this later as it’s NSFW after the photo below.
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When it comes to sex toys Fleshlight is at the top of the male masturbators game. Truly. They feel so close to the real thing, it’s incredible, and their sleek design and discrete packaging make them storable, portable, and just plain fantastic.
Created by Steve Shubin, a Texas man in 1998, the Fleshlight has grown into a multimillion dollar commodity featured in magazines like Maxim, Buzzfeed, GQ, and even Men’s Health.
Shubin told Men’s Health in 2017 the secret to its success, “Guys are very visual, so you get stimulated by what you’re looking at. But all it’s doing is feeding the fantasy that’s in the brain,” he said. “So if you watch yourself going in and out, and the material pulls and moves the same way as the female anatomy would move, … together they feed the fantasy without interfering in any way.” In other words, visuals stoke mental fantasies, he said, and the trick with toys is appealing to the user’s desires without making them feel pervy: Shubin says the design needs to be “very discreet,” “classy,” and “sleek and tasteful.”
It was named after the flesh-like material used in its inner sleeve, and the plastic case that houses it (which was designed to look like a flashlight). The Fleshlight was designed with different orifices: a mouth, an anus, a vagina, as well as a nondescript slit for those who don’t like labels.
They come in a variety of colors, representing a number of ethnicities and even have a transparent device (the Icejack) for those who like to watch themselves.
There are almost 100 different sleeve textures that allow for incredible sensations beyond the realm of the realistic. They tickle, they tease, and they add a whole new level of pleasure to masturbation. The company has also branched out to include the Flashjack (a spin-off marketed to gay men), The Fleshlight Girls, which are sleeves modeled after female porn stars, and the Fleshjack Boys, which include sleeves and dildos modeled after gay male porn stars. Videos featuring the products, both hetero (and homo)sexual are incredibly popular on sites like Pornhub.
As a gay man, I own three Fleshjacks: The Icejack, which I purchased, because, I love watching my cock as it thrusts and throbs and pushes out a thick load, the Quickshot, which I purchased for the same reason, and the third, is the company’s newest product, the LoveSack — which is my favorite of all.
Designed to resemble a gay man’s backside, it includes a pair of soft, yet firm hanging testicles that rock in place, slapping against your own to help feed whatever naughty fuck fantasy you can come up with – and it feels just like the real thing.
The LoveSack is not currently available in stores, only online at Fleshjack.com or Fleshlight.com.
With an insertable length of 8.5 inches most men will find it quite accommodating and with the same durable (and realistic) design one has come accustom to from Mr. Shubin’s invention, the LoveSack was proudly made to take a pounding. Literally, you can go nuts (pun intended) just make sure to use lube, as you would with any good anal adventure. In short, it’s the best masturbator on the market.
When it arrived, I set up a nice space to test it. After a shower I laid down a towel, put on some porn staring the beautiful Jake Bass, who has his own line of Fleshjack products, opens a fresh bottle of Double Scorpio VHS head cleaners, and unzipped. Opening the sample packet of Fleshlube, I began teasing the hole (like a good top ALWAYS does), sliding myself in and out of it, getting use to the feeling of its gripping inner texture.
Grabbing my phone, I turned on the camera, adding some spit to the lube and made a quick video. The plan was film the entire thing, but to be honest, I got so enveloped by the amazing feel of the LoveSack I just decided to focus entirely on the experience.
Moving from the table to the bed, I went full throttle, took another hit of Double Scorpio, and thrust in and out of the LoveSack as hard as I could, glad for it’s durability. Flipping onto my back, I gripped around it with both hands and stroked myself. The balls slapping against my own, felt just like the real thing, only I was in full control, It knew exactly what I wanted and how to give it to me.
The orgasm was intense, I unloaded not once, not twice, but three times that first time. It felt so good, I just didn’t want to stop. So I didn’t. While I didn’t capture that actual moment of orgasm, I did record myself slipping out of it.
Watch it here:
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I cannot express how truly wonderful this product it.
You can purchase the LoveSack only directly from the Fleshjack website here. Starting at $79.95 it’s well worth the price.
And take advantage of their St. Patrick’s Day sale that ends tomorrow (see below).
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— Fleshjack (@Fleshjack) March 16, 2020
As another personal recommendation check out the Ice Jack and the Quickshot Vantage. If you’re in the mood for something truly miraculous and can afford its $199.95 price tag, the Fleshlight Launch looks like something truly spectacular.
With social distancing becoming a real thing, your pleasure shouldn’t have to suffer. One of the reasons it’s one of the best companies on the market is because Fleshjack has numerous toys to enjoy, and if you’re like me, and need to get off a few times a day, they have you covered, literally — in all the right places. Here are just a few, with information from the Flesjack website.
Turbo. Part of the icejack family it’s uniquely designed with three points of initial insertion, the Turbo provides the mind-blowing sensations synonymous with getting a stellar blowjob every time you use it. Whether you like to stimulate just the tip or you prefer the tight, spine-tingling sensation of deep throating, the Turbo provides you the tease and the thrill to get to the finish line.
Go Torque: Another part of the icejack family, the GO is discreet, light and with it’s compact design, you’re now able to have a blast wherever you go. The GO is a compressed and portable version of our original best-selling Fleshlight male self-pleasure toy, making it the perfect travel companion. Single-handed grip action allows for more ease and more fun, proving that the best things really do come in small packages.
Fleshskins. When your standard Fleshlight toys aren’t an option, FleshSkins is the perfect alternative. The company’s first sleeve-only toy will be sure to blow you away – literally! You control the tightness and intensity of your masturbation experience with the stroke of your (or your partner’s) hand, but with the skin-soft, intensely-textured Fleshlight material that the world already knows and loves.FleshSkins toys can go wherever you go, and they’re small enough to hide away in practically any storage space. No plastic case means girth isn’t an issue – one-size truly fits all. Best of all, the price is unbeatable – this Fleshlight experience is still massively enjoyable, but at minimal cost.
Vibro. The first battery operated toy, the Vibro utilizes the same sensual SuperSkin as the original Fleshlight, but with the added all-encompassing vibrations that make for an intensely satisfying experience.