Someone Should Tell Kellogg’s to Google Blue Waffles

Kellogg’s, the trusted family cereal brand, just released a new product called Kellogg’s Mermaid, Frozen Waffles, Blue Raspberry flavor which are, you guessed it, blue hued waffles.

Someone should tell the folks in the marketing department at Kellogg’s to Google new products in the future. As many of you already know, blue waffles was an early internet McGuffin that dared people to google the term which would bring you to a site or images of what they are, which acccording to urban legend, “blue waffle makes parts of your vulva turn blue. Blue waffle isn’t real and neither are blue genitals, but a darker-colored labia — the lip-shaped parts on either side of the opening of the vagina — is normal. Some people also notice their labia getting darker during puberty,” says Planned Parenthood.

Urban Dictionary is a bit more glib saying, “Don’t fucking look it up. Blue Waffle. Just don’t.”

But also says “Go to Google.com type in “Blue waffle” and then click the “I’m feeling lucky” button.
Then you’ll know what the fuck it means >.<”

Still hungry? Walmart sells them here.