A naked 17-year-old teenage boy, who was covered in ranch dressing, crashed into a Topeka, Kansas gas station early Saturday morning.
Above: The Petro/Deli where the teen crashed via Google Earth.
According to the Shawnee County Sheriff Department’s Facebook page, “shortly after 3:30am, we received a 911 call about a disturbance at the Petro Deli. When deputies arrived, they discovered the following information. A 17-year-old male was naked and under the influence of a substance. He covered himself in ranch dressing, damaged property inside a business, ran outside and jumped into a running vehicle, and then crashed into a nearby pillar. Deputies were able to safely place the male into custody. He was taken to a local hospital and later released to his parents. The criminal aspects of this incident are under investigation. We are happy to report that no one was injured during this incident.”
The story was also picked up by The Wichita Eagle.