Johnny Knoxville’s Wellness Tips Include Sunning and Steaming Your Butthole: WATCH

Johnny Knoxville, formerly the star of MTV’s Jacksass recently revealed how he gets all the required vitamin D he needs: exposing your butthole to the suns rays.

Knoxville wrote on Insta: “Thanks to @rickkosick for turning me on to this game changing life hack that allows me to get my fill of vitamin D. ☀️🕳”

Thank you Johnny, for dropping this valuable and kinky knowledge.

Mama Mia asked a number of questions, chief among them: How does one initiate a group butthole sunning session?

Is it as simple as “Hey bros, let’s take our pants off, lie on the group and show the sun our arseholes”, or it more nuanced?

 

Johnny also says, “This organic double matcha wellness rejuvenation steam is taking L.A. by storm! #smokeemifyougotem”

He still looks good so maybe there’s something to it!

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