JOHN MULANEY & The SackLunch Bunch is a Christmas miracle of laughs. Catch it now on Netflix.
— Netflix Is A Joke (@NetflixIsAJoke) December 24, 2019
CREEPY KEVIN SPACEY is back.
Last Christmas Eve, Kevin Spacey came out of the woodwork to deliver a public message in character as Frank Underwood after it became clear prosecutors would be charging him with felony sexual assault. One year later, he’s done it again https://t.co/vQJaGsq4rn
— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) December 24, 2019
Last year on Christmas Eve Kevin Spacey posted, pound for pound, the creepiest video I’ve seen online.
This year he’s back and I’m pretty sure threatened to kill us all???? pic.twitter.com/TwRteG796L
— JEFF manDLOWErian (@JeffDLowe) December 24, 2019
WHAT IF…? The Justice League got caught off guard? I think it’d look like this:
Batman about to get killed on live tv and the Justice League was like “he don’t need our help he can handle it” pic.twitter.com/hLuzW0qcnk
— Akira ʬ⁸⁴ (@ECNALHANID) December 24, 2019
THIS MEME JUST GOT A NEW LIFE FOR 2020
— TheFatGreek (@SavasAbadsidis) December 25, 2019
THE RISE OF SKYWALKER was really good (and yeah it was nostalgia porn), fight me!
The Nastiest Things Critics Are Saying About Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker https://t.co/CT12ApcMK0
— TheFatGreek (@SavasAbadsidis) December 24, 2019
mom nobody cares about your rebellion they are all just there to hang out with lando calrissian
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 21, 2019
BONNIE FULLER lauds someone who was there. “Of the roughly 50 folks in attendance, plenty were people of means, and certainly all of us who were able to go to an event like that should consider ourselves lucky. But the whole experience fell well short of proving Warren’s suggestion that “billionaires in wine caves” will “pick the next president.” Nor is it an example of “corruption” — a word some Democratic candidates use far too casually to describe political and policy opponents in either their or the other party. Let’s save that term for folks who plainly belong in a jail cell and those who’ve taken up residence in one already.
About Pete Buttigieg’s wine cave dinner? I was there. Please Democratic candidates, stop taking pot shots at each other. Thank you to this attendee of the @PeteButtigieg ‘wine cave dinner’ for setting the record straight! https://t.co/Gnr6XvPwSa
— Bonnie Fuller (@BonnieFuller) December 24, 2019
THIS LITTLE TRAILER has a lot of Christmas spirit.
— Time Traveler (@jphilby1899) December 24, 2019
AS DOES THIS BUG
BANNING SNOWBALL FIGHTS in Wisconsin, led to a snowball fight at the city council meeting.
For 57 years, a town in Wisconsin has banned throwing snowball fights. Now the city council is considering a repeal — and at a recent hearing, a member brought a snowball and threw it across the room, where it landed on the police chief’s open laptop. https://t.co/jymMBqvIZP
— The New York Times (@nytimes) December 24, 2019
HAPPY HANUKKAH from the Obamas.
On behalf of my family, Chag Sameach and Happy Hanukkah! As Jews around the world celebrate, let the menorah’s light remind us all of the miracles in our own lives.
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) December 23, 2019
MERRY CHRISTMAS from the Buttigieg’s.
This Christmas Eve, I’m grateful for the sacrifices of our service members and their families—especially those celebrating thousands of miles away from home.
Merry Christmas. Thank you for your service.
— Pete Buttigieg (@PeteButtigieg) December 24, 2019
TWAS THE NIGH BEFORE CHRISTMAS when all through the house- Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The Lukes were all hung on the tree with such care, In hopes that St. Nicholassoon would be there… #MerryChristmasEveToAllAndToAllAGoodNight
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house-
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The Lukes were all hung on the tree🎄with such care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas🎅 soon would be there…#MerryChristmasEveToAllAndToAllAGoodNight 😴 pic.twitter.com/NaAgdS3w4a
— Mark HoHoHoHamill (@HamillHimself) December 25, 2019
OLD MAN CHRISTMAS
How old🐳🐬 pic.twitter.com/8ICvOQx3k2
— Ocean diversity (@Oceandiversity2) December 24, 2019
This isn't cute or funny.
Fuck Zoos in general…but especially zoos that allow for interactions like this. https://t.co/LssBv1JBWj
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) December 23, 2019
BACKATCHA SAM COLLINS
merry xmas eve, i got you good vibes as a gift. hope you love it!
— Sam Collins (@itsSamCollins) December 24, 2019
NICK’S CHRISTMAS PRANK
— ItsJustNick (@captain_vlog) December 24, 2019
BUTTIGIEG GETS FOREIGN POLICY BUMP
Pete Buttigieg wins the endorsement of more than 200 foreign policy experts, including veterans of the Obama administration, a key Joe Biden asset. https://t.co/fsmImgOd6q
— USA TODAY Politics (@usatodayDC) December 23, 2019
THE ROYAL CHRISTMAS PHOTO WE CARE ABOUT
Just sharing the sweetest Christmas Card from our President and Vice-President, The Duke and Duchess of Sussex. Very Merry Christmas, everyone! pic.twitter.com/McOcHALoGl
— The Queen's Commonwealth Trust (@queenscomtrust) December 23, 2019
SUPER IMPORTANT from Batman Vs Superman and Watchmen director Zack Snyder.
Just a gentle reminder that the holidays can be a very difficult time of year for some. Be kind to one another this holiday season.
If you are in crisis, please call National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255 or contact Crisis Text Line by texting TALK to 741741.
— Zack Snyder (@ZackSnyder) December 23, 2019
LAY OFF LIZZO!
I’m popular because I write good songs and I’m talented and perform high energy hour and a half shows filled with love.
The only person who needs to do better is you.
Keep my name out ya mouth & look in the mirror before you come for me.
Here’s the attention you ordered 😏 https://t.co/zXnOv4f9Dr
— Feelin Good As Hell (@lizzo) December 23, 2019
CONDOLENCES TO LEGENDARY PRO-SKATER TONY HAWK on the loss of his mom.
My mom died peacefully this afternoon after a decade-long battle with Alzheimer’s / Dementia. Instead of dwelling on the disease that took her away, I would rather acknowledge the successes in her life (see screenshot)
And please support @Hilar4Charity and/or @alzassociation pic.twitter.com/wpOvBrrd6Y
— Tony Hawk (@tonyhawk) December 24, 2019
THE CHRISTMAS TREE STELLAR CLUSTER is so cool.
Spectral glow of the Christmas Tree stellar cluster. (📷 ESO) pic.twitter.com/6mudpCTN3u
— Andrew Rader (@marsrader) December 21, 2019
SAME BROTHER, SAME…
I did pretty ok in 2019 but 2020 we leveling some shit up.
— Mitch Gayns (@MitchGayns) December 21, 2019
LETHAL WEAPON REBOOT?
A spin-off buddy cop show with Babu Frik & Baby Yoda. Do it you cowards. pic.twitter.com/9cNnYXosEM
— deevs (@deevotheman) December 20, 2019
CAN’T WAIT FOR THIS DAY
.@PeteButtigieg: "Picture how it's going to feel that first day in our country when the sun comes up… and Donald Trump is no longer the President of the United States. Doesn't it feel good just to live in that moment a little bit?" pic.twitter.com/L17KXyRuxY
— The Hill (@thehill) December 24, 2019
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM The cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Many of whom will be getting back together for Picard later this month.
We are family 🖖🏾 pic.twitter.com/KPkt9CEjdb
— Jonathan Frakes (@jonathansfrakes) December 23, 2019
Happy Holidays from our family to yours…
@akaWorf @gates_mcfadden @Marina_Sirtis @jonathansfrakes @BrentSpiner @berman_rick @MicaBurton @StephanieCozart @AnneWheaton pic.twitter.com/8eqEDUN0dW
— LeVar Burton (@levarburton) December 23, 2019
A HOLIDAY TRADITION
Kosher Chinese Restaurants In The D.C.-Area Are Getting Ready For A Busy Christmas https://t.co/tsIvoXFW3z
— TheFatGreek (@SavasAbadsidis) December 25, 2019
Eggy noggy I want. pic.twitter.com/M8IeZhGh2p
— Baby Yoda (@BabyYodaBaby) December 25, 2019
MERRY Christmas Eve from this hunk.